GUYS I JUST FOUND A WEBSITE WHERE YOU GET TO PLAY WITH CATS ONLINE. LIKE REAL CATS IN SHELTERS AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THEM THROUGH A CAMERA OMG

therainbowgorilla:

thevesselofmichael:

PLAY WITH CATS HERE 

I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.
Ok, guys, so click on the link above and it will take you to a website that allows you to click on buttons and it activates the toys inside the shelter and you get to play with the cats that are waiting for homes!!

Probably one of the COOLEST ideas ever!!!

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN DURING MY FUCKING LIFE

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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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likelovelikesuicide:

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

THIS ^

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