I was in the artist’s alley, selling my artwork (ceramics and sketch commissions)
Things happened, as many know, but I did not attend any panels. When I wasn’t in the artist’s alley I was in the hotel, either my room, the pool or the fitness center. So I will only talk on the one thing that I…
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!
This is such a disturbing picture
I’m gonna cosplay it
Wanna die from this goddamn headache holy shit
I didn’t even really enjoy seeing Maleficent because the whole time I was just concentrating on spreading out the amount of popcorn I ate throughout the entire movie.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY